SAW THE WORST MOVIE POSSIBLY EVER MADE TONIGHT
Christopher, Peter, Andres and I hung out today. Peter had to leave at 9 because he had early class the next day, and his mom would flip shit if he were out too late. So when he left the three of us decided to do something. Since it was Tuesday we figured we’d see a movie, and Christoper really wanted to see Jennifer’s Body. I told him it would be a super shitty movie, and Andres agreed. He convnced us to go though, and we told him he’d owe us something if it sucked.
After the movie, he turned to us and said “I’ll buy McDonald’s or something”. Hahaha, yeah… it was the worst movie I have possibly EVER seen.
Even if I completely take Megan Fox’s “acting” out of the equation and pretend I like her for a minute… the movie was still an epic fail.
The genre is apparently ‘sci-fi horror’. Well it wasn’t scary at all, and the sci-fi thing just doesn’t make sense; it wasn’t funny. So if you take out the horror of a movie, the humor, action, and drama… there is nothing left but I big waste of almost 2 hours. The parts that were supposed to be funny weren’t. And predictable isn’t even a word. There were NO twists and turns, suspense or surprises. She eats boys. Period.
A lot of people left the theater, but we stayed for the pure enjoyment of it. No one took it seriously at all after the first 15 minutes, and so everyone was just saying things out loud at certain parts, and ther was a kind of audience participation thing going on.The crowd was laughing at what were meant to be serious parts, because everything about it was just so ridiculous. …everyone clapped at the end and said “thank fucking God it’s over”.
I drove Andres home after and here we are :). Christopher and I are just gonna watch TV or something and pass out.
